Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to the entries of historical figures I’ve known.” I blinked at him. “Really?” “No, Kitty. That was a joke. Carrie Vaughn
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Sometimes it takes a while to notice that the things you think are funny may not be that funny. This is a good example of an online joke that was quickly shot down by its originator. The fact is, some people will send jokes on the Internet and only get the reaction they want from their recipients. The writer of this joke obviously thought his audience would laugh at his idea, but he was wrong.

Source: Kitty Raises Hell

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